What I thought was beautiful, Don't live inside of you, Anymore

cont..

2009-07-15T17:28:00.008+08:00

The life & rainbows of the jonas in text form.

(note: if u havent read episode 1 and 2. please scroll down)
*intro song = burnin' up*
previously on LRJITF
kevin jonas as we know now is missing a kidney. mickey did it again and now the brothers are out to save him and destroy the evil one. what will they do ? what kind of music will they produce? who killed who? qns soon to be answered !. stay tune..

episode 3 (big rob's secret lair.) (aft a live concert)
Nick: umm... joe, do u realise the one who is playing guitars isnt kevin?
joe: and i shld care because? anyways nick can u answer the phone for me im kinda bz with da ladies.

nick picks up the phone
nick: hello jonas residence
unknown: HELP?! ur brother kevin is in grave danger and u guys need to rescue him!!
nick: but im a musician
unknown hangs up the phone

nick was puzzled as to why his *taco was cold and then he tried to think what tt unknown person was talking abt.

FINALLY he realise tt unknown person was talking abt his brother. nick jonas quickly showered and rushed fr his interviews and so on..

aft he went home arnd 00:00 hrs, which in kiddie hrs he was dead sleeping.
and then the next day.
*kring!~~~*

nick: hello jonas residence
unknown: u pathetic basterd! what did i told u yesterday?
nick: umm.. please update my twitter for mre publicity?
unknown: u fag, kevin ur freeking brother is in danger!
nick: hey!! u know abt my brother's danger and yet u wont tell me whats going on. im a bz kid u know that!?!?!
unknown hangs up the phone.

nick was puzzled by the color of his socks tt are not matching.

nick spoke with joe again trying to convince him to go on an adventure to rescue their eldest brother.
nick was successful and joe followed with a condition. he gets to be the leader.

so they went to the secret underground liar. somewhere located near mexico to meet with big rob

*big rob ^^

underground lair^^

Big rob: so what the shizz homs.
nick and joe(stammering and not in sync): kevin is missing.
big rob: woah woah my homs with the big afro is gone fo real?
N&J: (both speaking differently and too hard to decode fr big rob)
nick: stop talking on the phone joe, u and taylor swift are history stop whining so much to the new bitch of urs
joe: fk u nick, atleast mine is mre hotter than ur whores.
nick: wtf is wrong with u dumbhead. my ex is miley! dude shes hannah montanna!
joe: o yea.. *disconnect phone and threw it in the sewer*

*snores*
nick: rob...
joe: wake up rob..

*PB&J steals the key and quickly take the ride and continues their journey.

so far no one has any clues on the whereabouts of kevin jonas. even nick is jus riding the sweet looking ferari with a taxi sign on the hood as a disguise, coz he thinks its cool. stay tune as this continues and dont get ur hopes high. u might end up attempting suicide.

*kid eagerly waits fr episode 4*

more episode tmr
cya~

references:
PB&J (peanut butter and jelly)
-a gr8 combination for ur breakfast
-refers to the brothers

big rob
-rapper in the song burnin up
-slightly overweight
-bodyguard

taco
-irrelevant
-mexican
-spicy at times

the story posted isnt real. please help the needy =D

my storybook

2009-07-14T20:01:00.006+08:00

hey everybody (by evrybody i mean.. arif audadi muiz brandon faidzal yah amal and the regular readers of my blog)

haha tts abt 5-10 ppl only tt i assume knows tt my blog exist.

i shld blame myself fr not updating. haha. sorry laaaa! dont pedo on me people haha.

so quick updatess.
14 july. today
28 june. last updated. lemme see what ive been doing lately.

ouh yea!.
work work work. not tt hardworking as muiz but still i did a pretty fair amnt of work. and its as tiring as lifting a rock fr hours. (mre like pebbles but still if u lift pebbles fr hours ur leg will give u warnings)

ahaha

and school started. WOOHOO mre COUNTER-STRIKE time with the class mates!

and ive started to appreciate MJ songs even more now. =D *hee hee*
and i can do the moon walk better than jamie foxx. hahahaha
nah not really. bwahaha

see how the pro does it! mj moonwalk

and lately ive been having tough luck... >=(
stayed positive.. dont worry i wont attempt suicide.
=l

and yea!
ive watched transformer 2 on the 24th of june(or sumwhere thr) with arif n his bro n faidzal n some other guy i cant rmb. (ke tk nk ingat, haahha im evill!) its an awesome movie and i didnt watch part 1 yet. hahaha. and thnx again to arif. if it wasnt fr him i wldnt have seen megan fox on such a huge screen. 0.0

facebook has taken over the internet dont u think?
im super hooked on it right now. the quizzes nvr cease to amaze me. i cant stop taking it and its like morphine~. yeahh brutal..

and some of the quizzes people take are only fr self-motivation

"what will u be in 5 yrs time"
results = pilot

what if its a hobo taking the quiz? (assume the hobo has an iphone with an internet connection, jus assume, i know its impossible, jus try =D)

the hobo wld be like. "HEY! i can continue sleeping 5 mre years and ill be a pilot by then! (*drops his last tooth while saying pilot*)"

haha people are so gullible and curious.
and im so hypocrite.
HOHOHO.
haha ive been taking quiz like who is ur female celeb gf.. and results hayley william!?!
*open eyes big* and then realise "o yea im on facebook".

and ive been visiting omegle
its a "random chatting service" website. where they jus connect u with sumone whos online. 75% weirdos

and most.? pervertic people or emo girls
i consider myself a random guy in evry chat room (so u can assume im the 75%)
haha. id be a racist in one room and another room ill be pedo and another one i wld be zamir.

ITS SUPER FUN! when u gt nothing to do when ur teacher is whining abt wireless tingy.
hey wait a minute.. isnt tt impt fr my future. o shyt. haha

~wtf section~
alert is high fr swine flu! and all of us ite simei student "have to wear our landyard evryday and bring a thermometer"

my thermometer is super damaged and lucky me i have "who cares i jus wan my pay" teachers.
i jus put up a drama and test my temperature with my hand and say 36.6. yea! brutal shizzz

still dont get why ONLY ite simei needs to wear landyards.

~wtf section~ (2)
new jonas brothers album are out!!! (hears echo of screaming girls in the head)

yea.. self-explanatory dickheads

(part where i bcom ultimately angry and put words in their mouth fr entertainment purposes)
"i hope we get inducted into the rock hall of fames, tts where fallout boys and britney spears are right?"

"my mature album wld make girls arnd 18-22 go orgasm fr our music and we can collect their bras wooo and hopefully make them wear a purity ring! yes!!!! mickey's plan is progressing!!!! we successfully tackled 12-17 with our (old album name). im very excite joe!!!!"

"by our next album we can alrdy grow a full beard with a spanish looking moustache! im soo excitedd!!!"

"WOOO we made a better album than tt stick figure looking barbie doll (taylor swift)."
if fr once they think they can beat taylor swift they deserve a chuck norris roundhouse kick. booyaa

The life & rainbows of the jonas in text form.
episode 1 (introduction)
kevin: hey dudes my guitar is improving. not skills just the looks, BOOYA!! gotcha nick
nick: gtfo kevin ur afro is on my dinner
joe: *orgasm sounds*

episode 2 (the mystery)
-rehearsing the song S.O.S-

kevin: umm can i change the guitar parts?
mickey mouse: no
kevin: but why not!?

*Headline news*
kevin jonas missing!?!??!

Halfway a constant fan watching the 3d concert.
*screen goes blank*
(aft a few seconds of silence.. the song eye of the tiger comes out super loud.)

every one in the theaters was surprized as soon as they saw kevin jonas.
his face was covered with bruises and scars, his left eye was super swollen.

and then a laugh so evil and so annoying overtook the sound of the kickass eye of the tiger riffs.
a laugh so familiar but nobody in the theaters cld recognize (mainly coz alot of people in the theaters are blonds)

sumone's annoying gay voice:
HAHAHAHAHA i have kevin jonas with me (at this point most girls are crying and fainting)
u girls like kevin jonas right?!?!?! *lights shut down* followed by some noise which may involve metal and skeletons hitting each other for 10 secs. *lights magically reappears*

kevin jonas lying on the ground unconscious with the song "look me in the eyes" playing at the back.

fans were puzzled. not because of why kevin was lying on the floor but why "look me in the eyes".

the chattering in the crowd continues.
without any warning

sumone's annoying gay voice:
SHUT UP!! i cldnt find a good song to fit the mood damn it!
fk that!!! the point is! kevin jonas u see here !!. cldnt produce me good money!!
so i have to choose plan B if plan A doesnt work.!

u see girls.. i created these machines to generate 1. money 2. girls 3. a better land than MJ's neverland! disney land!!!!

a person in the crowd:
hey isnt tt
isnt tt
isnt tt!!!
THATS MICHAEL JACKSON!

another person with a man voice:
no bimbo its mickey mouse !

mickey mouse:
BWHAAHA i didnt know u people can find out who i am!
nvm tt...i still got my money!!!!!
and FYI plan b is selling their kidneys to thailand black market.
BWAHAHA these people do know hw much i want HOHOHO
im sure i made waltz disney soo proud!!.

a sad song on the background comes fading in. credits.. (probably look me in the eyes, love bug dont suit the mood)

~ the end of episode 2~

ok i wanna sleep too much story telling makes me sleepy byeee
Signing off~

MJ 1958-2009

2009-06-28T22:40:00.003+08:00

well tts sad.

Jacko is the best performer/entertainer/musician/dancer tt ive ever known.
its sad he had to leave soon.

ppl accusing him of pedophile and every retard people mindset changed abt him. wtf happened to the part he can sing and dance amazingly. i still cant get tt off my mind, i wonder how he felt tt some of us looked down on him when he did nothing at all. (he wasnt charged during court)

id be pissed if im him. haha. we all know he is a nice guy. the most amazing human ever. IMO
he holds the world guinness record for the most donation (or smtng like tt) haha.

+ mind blowing amount of singles. wikipedia it.
im so amazed by MJ. and i regreted not idolising him earlier. maybe its coz of the stereotypes of his private lifes. now i know all tt is bullshit. and im sad people are making money frm these lies.

i think micheal is the reason why thrs alot of good mainstream music. and mj is actually adam's influences, im sure loads of pop stars influences too. i know ill start listening to his songs and be a better fan. =)

he will always be remembered by me. =D
may allah forgive whatever sins he has. (which i know thrs not much)

ps. kids know this. akon, or shitty pop music sucks. radio = cheap music. lol cheap music.

R.I.P Jacko

arif

2009-06-19T21:14:00.001+08:00

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this dude is literally saying the word arif.
\m/ bassist

genre

2009-06-19T20:01:00.004+08:00

i think getting the right genre in singapore does affect alot in profit making and maybe a better fan base.

ive been advised by some ppl. making music shldnt be force and it shld be what u like not anybody's decision.

but when i think of tt... u wanna make hardcore brutal screamo music. will it sell mre than pop music? or will i be better than pop music. (u might be better than pop but in terms of fans and stuff)

ur getting depressed coz ur music is way talented than gay pop and sumhow ur belief is dark and nobody likes ur type of music. (not nobody.. figure speech).

sum ppl wanna listen to what they wanna listen.. we cant change tt. im not here to do that either. im jus here to state some obvious facts.

ive been on soft.com.sg and there alot of heavy hardcore metal-core bands. but ive seen no progress at all. they make their own gigs. but laughably not many audience. its jus their frens or sum random gig hoppers.

i dont despise such music. and i do like them. but i hate screamos. kinda annoying, (and yea i know its hard and stuff.) its my preference. its just like, me listening to hard rock. u cant change me and i cant change u.

the only band ive seen achieving the best is electrico. (examples of achievements, touring at US). and even that its not tt impressive.

" u talk alot go do better than them la nb cb kanina". i beg to differ if u can do better than electrico either. im jus another critic/ opinion dude. if we wont change it wld be a pattern. a sad pattern. if u guys dont mind the pattern den i wldnt wanna change u guys too . jus an opinion.

i have to say. some of the singapore metal/ hard rock scene is quite alright. but we dont have those listeners in singapore. theyre all mainstream and whatnot. im a mainstream music listener, and if u deny it.. ur a hypocrite seriously. evryone of u sure do passby a radio station and listened.. wow tts a catchy song.
but i have to say 50-75% of radio music is crap. coz 50-75% is rap.

whee i rhymed. lawl

so i think u might wanna consider ur genre. id suggest hard rock if u into rock and stuff. coz u can add pop stuff and in hard rock ur range is alot. hee
if ur into techno then kill urself. hahaha its nt worth listening to if u like music.

alright i hope u get it. and if u dont accept or u dont get it. good luck with ur life
opinion dude signing off =)

note: opinion is just like a candy. if ur diabetes start catching up u might wanna slow down and choose wisely on ur decision. but if ur jus a kid take it. its the best thing in the world (if u take wrong candy u might get melamine)

haha i made that up but wow it meant alot 0.0.
signing offzz

>:(

2009-06-19T19:39:00.005+08:00

abusing is the worst possible way to show ur hate to sumone. cruel and evry imaginable way evil.

im jus being positive. id jus ignore tt topic. since shes fine. =)

ive started watch d.gray-man. while searching at top anime list. its not bad. but bleach is better. sorry to sound nerdy. but haha thrs nerdness in all of us. denial = BS.

IMO. anime makes ur brain thinks alot. + the action makes ur creative juice flow alot. haha u might wanna disagree with me. =P. haha but who caress =P

topic of fashion
u guys know im not fashion savvy. but i got eyes to differentiate between fashion and clowns.
mainstream fashion as we know are basically looking nice and gr8.
but some sad anal people can accept it.
yea hes a big anal. too big to brag abt.
alot of his achievements (tts what he assume acheivement is) are pathetic.
pee-ing in the rubbish bin. doing basically what a matrep does. "dok dok dok" (this part i jus made it up)
but seriously the changes hes going thru. menstruation or gonorrhea side effect or whatever it is... its not pleasing. he used to be a gr8 guy, now hes plain khairi(the term used for people who are easily influenced). _____(u know who u are) is a khairi. fk khairi now i literally mean it bwahahah.

i pierce my ears i drink beer i go gym i listen to techno and dance music coz girls like it. fk u and ur beliefs. im not talking abt islam. im talking abt his emo influenced frens. poor and sad.

i hope u get hiv by the girls who are grinding u. and poor ____(band) are suffering coz of ur anal behavior. ive seen alot of these species and they end up sad. very sad.

k ive strained enough of ur eyes.

lesson ive learned thru anal guy
showing off = hate breeder
hardcore behavior= doesnt profit a thing at all and not at all funny
getting influence= shows tt u dont have ur own mind set to think whats right n wrong.
MISTAKES SHOWS US WHAT WE NEED TO LEARN.

rub ur nose bro rub ur nose.
and hope u change =)

things i have to get off my chest. and its annoying yeaaa

back to my d.gray-man. wooooooo. \m/ =0 \m/

signing off zamirrr

Faidzal

2009-06-19T19:36:00.000+08:00

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ok hes asked fr it. so here goes =)

twitter... and some other things

2009-06-13T22:25:00.002+08:00

WELLO

i started tweeting like a day ago and i have like 20+ random people following me. are these bots? or can they detect failure tweeters? and add me up so that they can profit frm my lame-minosity?

who knows anything abt these random tweet asses and their evil plans?

my tweet-hrea's url. www.twitter.com/forgrins

for grins = so random. but i hope to but a smile or better with my tweet, that is if im still continuing.

ive been soo retardedly missing out on my blog. and frm a certain bassist i have to update it else hes gonna continue caps-ing on our msn convo.

so i ask fr some blog content ideas. and he asks me to update abt porn. so here goes

*imagine megan fox*
eww dude obscene
*imagine kelly brooks*
YEAH!

megan fox lost to kelly brooks on top hot female bods. sad and an obvious choice. mainly coz megan isnt even a female and kelly is like mouth waterfall syndrome. megan still is one beautiful lady.. but fantasy will fade out when ever i think tt she has a (da doing doing doing) .. hahah reminds me of an eminem song. ASS LIKE THAT

ok tts all. fr the porn part. i hope u dont get too orgasmic.. i dont even think tts even a porn content. ive failed u bassist. sorry master

hahaha

kk some funny and retarded tweets

officialnjonasLoving every second of Madrid! http://twitpic.com/7a72z
what so funny? OFFICIAL NICK JONAS.
so? hes loving every second of my-dick. clue and hints guys take note.

more nick
officialnjonasOn my way to get some breakfast, it's a beautiful morning in Madrid. http://twitpic.com/79jwt

HAHA. sorry i cant ignore the madrid part.
MILEY
mileycyrusTrying to fall asleep.... but I'm scared to dream.

fk! shes too freaking free to even think abt a scared dream.
imagine her freaking bedroom. a 70 inch lcd tv , waterbed with inbuilt aircon, ipods hanging on the walls, instant tampons dispenser, queen like bed, pete wentz, gold plated bed sheets, diamonds on the cellings.. i think ttts too much. hahaha

miley miley.

im following ellen too. haha. my fav comedian!

OK TTS ALL
mom nagging asking me to sleep boooooo !

\m/
signing off zamir~

2009-06-04T23:21:00.001+08:00

HILARIOUS

BONUSJONUS

2009-06-04T22:03:00.003+08:00

hello~
isnt my prediction correct? or u guys still cant accept it?

as quoted by yahoo
"his famously purity-ring-wearing pop star has taken Beyonce's "Put A Ring On It" line way too much to heart."

if u watch south park season 13 episode 1 u know what it meant. too much irony ! south park too had gr8 prediction on them.

i watch on mtv their band in a bus.

haha
reason for a bus? so they cld tour and have maintain their gay level. they have to maintain it in order to replenish their orgasm meters, as stated in the bible.

still dont get it why they're on air when they are in a freaking bus -.- soo common. i think they hid pete wentz in the drawers as their addition star power booster to the ever so awesome meters.

" ouuuuu i can play the bass so fast maybe if it try to clean my nostrils nobody will realise.. haha im a genius i cant believe im such a clvr boy(self-obsessed part) wait till the chicks enters my awesome truck. woahhh. "
pete wentz and wife booger

epic awesome. joe + pete = jete or poe. yea being random

so barca won. yea jus stating theyre awesomeness again. sorry crow-naldo. i hope u realise ur ego isnt enough to pass thru MESSI. barca is a masterpiece and i cant explain any longer of theyre awesomeness coz it will blow ur mind (exaggerationising). and fr those who thinks man u was gonna win. its really an obvious winner. sad truth fr yall. =)!!!

AND its a freaking great week and im so damn happy my acer arrive aft like 5 weeks -.-
(boring not being humble part)
its an aspire 4937g
and i freaking love its thumb print scanner and i can login tt way
AND YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!!
tts sooo greattt
plus the exams were freakishly hard in a way its easy coz ive studied.!!!
and fr sum reason i wanna cry. coz ive nvr studied this much in my whole entire life.

n lvls was easy. and it didnt take much effort.

Mr neo (my most amazing teacher who suppose to be doing factory work instead of teaching)
gave us study materials from slides and he only asks us to rmb stuff.

k slide 5 rmb. slide 6 rmb yada yada yada.
im sure i did pay my sch fees. but whats the point of rmbring? when we know all that is being flush down aft 3 yrs or so.? at least if u dont care a shit abt us useless ITE students, ignore us coming late is a gr8 thing coz ur lsn starts at 8.

half the time he talks i dont get it. and as time pass by lsn got boring and JENG JENG. u know the rest.

im sleepy.

K BYE
signing off =P

Kris Allen wins, and we are all losers

2009-05-21T11:57:00.001+08:00

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/zontv/2009/05/american_idol_kris_allen_wins.html

idols interview

2009-05-21T11:13:00.002+08:00

Here’s one of the last interviews before the big finale…

arnd 9mins
Adam: maybe im gonna be first in line to buy his album
kris: same here, maybe u give it to me
adam (laughing): u dont have to buy it, id giv it to you.

hahah

theyre good people. =)

?!!?

2009-05-21T10:12:00.003+08:00

morning

i skipped sch jus to see adam lose?
i was sooo sure adam was gonna win... but humble modest kris won.

if u have really watched american idol and paid attention to the creativity of adam (not to mention his fking awesome vocals) you'd vote for adam. im not saying kris is boring or whatever, if u have read my older posts i kept praising him for his delivery and the way he connect to the audiences. kris is also very good (at times on par with adam), im not condemning him whatsoever, jus that adam is 50x better, IMO. i think americans dont get it. to the point tt adam lost to kris by 70m votes????? im like wtf?

hm.. everything dont exactly go the way tt u wan it to. this happens over n over again to me. but whatever, am not gonna waste time on it.

heres my prediction fr adam. gr8 album owning kris/ kelly clarkson/david cook. topping the charts and hopefully a rock god.

i still think last yr AI was better. archuleta was damn popular but cook won!.

(fr kris fans)pls share with me why u prefer kris allen than adam?
(fr adam fans) why do u think he lost?

yesterday.. adam won 2/3 stages and its freaking obvious.
ive been to idolforums.com and allen fan are the majority. hmmm

ADAM + KISS = freaking awesome combination!!!
adam is gonna be a huge star. \m/

what a sad day.
Signing off zamir

boolshyt happiness

2009-05-11T14:17:00.003+08:00

lady gaga looked quite beautiful on her mv of pok pok poker face haha

BUT WTF IS THIS? (her during live performances.)
turns me off to the max ughhhhh. she looks like puke to me. *wash eyes*

sitting duck.

and i find her weird and annoying.

(always with her cup of invisible tea and the saucer. at last some one way weird than i am =))

shes trying to be unique and it pure failure =@ poke poke summore la. it annoys me when mainstream ppl plays her song.

btw the previous blogpost was halfway done and i didnt have the time to post it till today. i didnt complete it cause evryone by now knows whats going on. so i just post it as it was a week ago (dun wanna waste my effort)

as u guys shuld have known by now, im a big fan of AI and when alison went out last week im pretty much sad abt it. she had a new makeover by adam's stylist and i was awed by her fresh new look. adam and alison duet on the song slow ride was one of the most memorable performance ever imo. that week i was begging to the god of votes to kick out gokey. he blew his chances but sumhow america was still rooting for him and he was saved... =( gokey is getting mediocre by the week.

this week? top 2 is kris and adambo

adam roooools hahaha. led zeppelin was a gr8 choice for him. skip this week and see the showdown between kris and adam (maybe im wrong coz last week alison went out) but whatever it is adam has a good chance in winning. AI votes arent consistent just bare that in mind.. ur fav might go out for stupid fan reasons

-- START OF BORING CONTENT OF MY LIFE ALERT--
im starting to like sepak takraw. =B coz its so fast paced and i go goofy all the time. flying kicks not yet but buddha's dragon head butt still needs alot of mastering to do but its ok. im a jello on the badminton court haha. i need to learn frm all the sifus and need mre sepak kt muke takraw sessions.

its been awhile since i played soccer with arif and gengs. i hate nasir tho, too much brutality in a human body. which leads to browning in pants. (by browning i mean mud) 0.o.

i prefer my secondary frens, theyre very brainy people!. tho some can be annoying, we learn to vent our anger even mre by brutally attacking them. bruises can fade away but our friendship wont and i wonder when we are at our mid life crisis ages will we still contact each other and beat the living hell on each other to pulps? im not gonna write down 1 by 1 and talk abt u guys, coz all of u are gr8 people.

that doesnt mean i dont like my ite frens. secondary school < ite. (strict-wise)

im gonna flow my thoughts on my ite frens individually. (no pics sad)

muiz- the most annoying lalat in the whole world. but he's the most nicest fren ive ever had. too nice at time =l. we always pass by crowded areas and rate hot girls, making 10 the highest and sadly no one got a 10. hes the brother u wld like to kill but when u point a dagger at his throat , flashbacks of his "ghandi momments" came back. overall hes a very good fren who will nvr "bubble" you and will always be thr for u. aww so sad tsk3. what ever NEXT

yul- the most outgoing girl ive met and the only girl i see wearing a spandex to PE. aside that she got tha pokpokpoker face look haha. im sick of tt joke tho haha. she was the one who suggested i post abt u guys. she can be air-y at times but its ok i think. NO its not ok!!! hhaha go air sumwhere else LAWL. kk im being mean. shes a type of girl u wld go out with and play CS hahaha.

huda- two words: silent killer. by that i mean shes soooo quiet and when u disturb her, horns will instantly grow and kaboom u will receive bruises . haha. shes quite smart and she got that mature look. mature looking that a pervertic psychopath guy in a bus constantly stared at her up and down. haha tt moment was funny, tho i wished i talk to the basterd but...... im a pussy. shes a type of girl who only appears in ur dream nevertheless a good fren=)

ainibells- recently shes kinda sleepy in class , obviously its coz she works. one thing i notice abt her is.. shes selenge haha. a confident girl too. and i still cant believe that a girl gave me a $1. haha. how nice, i didnt even asked for it. scapability btol. shes a hardworking girl. 90% of the time im seeing her studying during the lesson (we fuckers are playing CS). then the 10% she googles for hand bags and girly stuff. shes a girl who can be trusted and who u could have as a good fren.

annur- fucker

haffiq- the most funniest muiz joke maker ever. he skips class alot and i dont get to see him much, and me too lol. haffiq do take advantage of others but thrs a limit compared to "fucker". wish he was mre attentive in class so that i cld write more abt him.

elden- my high 5 buddy who nvr fails to wear jeans evryday to sch. emoish but hes alright. hes kinda quiet, very mysterious. can be goofy at times but very rare. annur is his best fren. haha. man u sucks. hes the type of fren u wanna know mre abt, but u cant.

brandon- a gr8 dude who has gr8 voice. gr8 photography skills and gr8 vocab. he's the type of fren u wanna hang out with. gr8!

jun wei / kah kiat- another fuckers

audadi- shes frm my guitar club. ur very kind and when u hate sumone u damn tt person till he/she dies and u know i will side u. except for American idol. i root fr adam and u root this week loser gokey haha. dadi nvr fail to contact me and basically a good fren. i miss playing with her pony tail. haha memories. shes the type of girl u label her as a favourite big sister.

those i havent mention are all alright. and some neutral. i dont talk bad abt u dont worry.
+ im sorry if i piss anyone off. =)

ive started a song and i find it quite catchy and pop-y, sum wldnt like sum wld its an optimistic song. if i finish recording it, ill put a link and let u guys listen. =)

--END OF BORING CONTENT OF MY LIFE--

Singapore idol is abt to start and we all know its gonna be another plane crash cheepabom.

they put advert on taufiq abt his success and his 4 albums, wtf i didnt know he had 4 albums, coz the only song i know that has made it to the radio was that "i dream" song. i think its bullshit. sorry but im comparing AI and SI. in my mindset i was thinking tt taufiq or hady shuld have been in the american mainstream radio. but not a single trace of them so far. will this yr SI be a turning point fr singapore music industry or bullshitly the same? sumbody frm SI gotta top the worldwide charts or SI will be extinct. sorry taufiq fans or hady fans. but look at reality point of view they suck (stop dreamin in ur magical mermaid and flying pony world). the best taufiq cld do is a falsetto. if i dont compare SI to AI how will SI step up their game? and please!!!! stop hady frm singing the chnl 5 song " come home to 5"

all the contestant i see are mediocres and some are slightly better. i know i know, u guys hate me and will definitely say.."talk alot go aulition lor" im just another simon and im stating the facts. what if we ignore? evry year thrs gonna be bullshit winners. paul 2hill pfft.

UEFA man u vs Barca. 0-4 (messi 32 eto 61 henry 75 own goal c ronaldo 76)
GOGO and bet on it. haha. this is the worst prediction BUT barca is gonna freaking win

tts all
Signing off
Zamir~

(this post was suppose to be released on 6may)

2009-05-06T20:02:00.003+08:00

once again its another post abt american idol and my opinions. =D

hello

3 mre weeks b4 we find out who the winner is.
and right this moment i think that the only contestant who havent been on the bottom 3 should leave and make a country album.

danny sang dream on by aerosmith and its a damn hard song. he was consistently alright until the part where he imitated adam. =(. i predicted that rock week wasnt his week, days ago. and i got it right. when he tried the high pitch vocals part, my specs had a micro-crack but im still fine after all the intense and sweating frm danny performance.. danny danny, i was really hoping u cld do well this week. but sumbody has to go out. and i think its you. simon said he cld be saved this week, but im not so sure based on his performance tho. danny has a huge fan base, frm what i see on this official idol website. idolforums.com

(stopped here)

a good day to rant.

2009-04-29T19:17:00.011+08:00

Hey its 29th april
AND singapore finally released x-men origins: wolverine on theaters

The amount of action it brings awed me. i cannot tahan alrdy ar!, my orgasm face was abt to explode on richard simmon's pants. ouh k, tt aside i giv a 9/10 for the movie. tho it was short, it cleared all my curosity abt wolverine and how evrything started. (i dont read the comic or watch the cartoon series, its been ages since those days)

the reason x-mens even existed was the cause of wolverine's anger. k i think i spoiled too much. haha. anyways u gotta watch the movie, a fan or no fan, it wont dissapoint.
i gave a 9/10 coz the graphics at some point was abit off. but the story and evrything else was 10/10.

(i wonder if thrs mre origins, maybe gambit or will.i.am lawl. or x men 4 the return of deadpool, haha a gr8 one fr sure. )

overall.
9/10 =)

wed is a great day of the week coz of american idol !! review time bitches

Gokey 0.0 made my eyes open big big. big big. it was a fking nice performance and gokey stormed other contestants making him my week fav . =o *mouth opens thruout*. he let it out and i was amazed (60% chance of winning AI, up by 20% since last week) gokey still keeps it humble.
lambert-o evry week he's winning over the other contestants , including this week. but i thought gokey was slightly better. his performance was predictable, everyone knows he's gonna use tt ultimate vocal star power note. but still it doesnt bore me at all. he perfected the vocals part and now hes experimenting with the stage presence and he's doing gr8. (90% chance of winning AI.) lambert's confidence is one of the best. staying true and humble at all times. (hes a theatre-ish guy, maybe its an act? haha)
Allison iraheta I dont get the song, i dont have any feeling when she sings. she can have brutal vocals, but i cant relate with her. her confidence is one of the things i always ponder abt. she can annoy me at times with her over-confidence. i love all the notes she nailed, and like randy said she has 9000 octaves (claps). this week was alright, she has a chance to stay but will she be better next week? (30% chance of winning AI) Allision freaks me out at time with her confidence, but what can i do? haha. staying humble is better.
Matt bla bla bla bla, notice when he sings , he wasnt making his own voice? bla bla bla (hes the same evry week) (2% chance of winning AI) Matt is a great guy, jus didnt make the cut fr me. if he can do good with his falsetto and his gr8 vocals, he could probably win american idol fr sure. =)
Kris kris is very good with slow songs and i cant do anything but jus to be amazed with his performances. tho he wont play arnd notes like adam does, i prefer him that way than trying soo hard to impress audiences (matt especially). he may win, but he's fan base is kinda low, i'd vote him tho. kris sings effortlessly and hes one of the best. but sadly gokey's better this week. (70% of winning AI.) gr8 guy gr8 vocals.

that sums up today. 1 mre thing, i got counseling WOOOOTT!!!!!
my attendance is 71% fr a waste time module. i will not get debarred frm that course if i attend the next 2 weeks. so lucky. debar = take the module fr another yr. -.- anyways no worries i will attend class. =B

its been awhile since ive insulted something. but if i do it alot, i wont be myself. i rather be myself than being entertaining. tho ill do it once in awhile =D.

Jonas 3d was a joke. joke. joke. no its worser than a joke its a lame joke. coz the movie wasnt funny or wasnt suppose to be called a movie. disney pfft

only people who looked like this wld watch and imagine they are feeling the 3 of dem's ( ). but infact its their own(if its a female its a dildo, if its a guy its self-explainatory). u know what i mean. yes u do. (all of the ids are based on their no.1 fansite)

UserID= Msjoejoe1982. after singing lovebug while eating nachos

UserID= TaylorHicks. Was out of inspiration (since he won american idol he was finding idols, thats why he didnt produce any album) and decided to idolize these "gods". pierced his nipple and got a sticker tattoo since then.

UserID=samantha ( doesnt have an internet to create her own ID, coz all she spent with her money was on jonas posters, thousands of time watching the same jonas movie and that wig) was on the brink of going unconsious right b4 nick jonas took off his shirt. with jonas-inspired look.

(btw i edited "i am a jonas fan", it used to be "i am a beatles fan" but whatever jonas is funnier)

Realname= Shanti lakshmi d/o mamat singh
converted name= Trish stratuss
UserID= SugarlipsonmyNick.
changed her name coz jonas bros prefer white girls than indians. and did surgeory on her skin too.

sad.. =( jonas brother, changing lives each and evryday. literally

real/fake name= Benji Madden (frm good charlotte)
UserID= Ilikeorgasmvocals
wldnt dare go to their concert without a banana. was a fan since nick jonas 15th birhtday and his parent approval that he can date girls. (getting it?)
was found scratching the turntable the other night and was very good. now we know why.

basically these types of people above are the most common (compared to the commonest theyre a minor). the commonest among all are found all over jonas.com/fans (i made it up) those fanclubs who just went thru puberty and would probably be found screaming their tiny lungs at evry concert of theirs(jonas).the only wearable bras they can wear are tight sports bras which are then are catapulted to them(jonas) for pleasure to enhance their orgasm meters. the commoner fans cldnt even pronounce jonas clearly with braces (spoilt kids escaping aft being grounded by their over-protective parents).

a movie jus based on their live performance and touring isnt a movie. shitfags.

Heres a pic of too much gaysomeness in a room

my brain just exploded when i saw this. tokio brothers =D. scandals.

olryte tts all enough ranting =)

Signing off Zamir =B

too much rant too little space.

2009-04-27T17:42:00.007+08:00

HELLO =)

Adam lamberto singing mad world, which in my honest opinion the best performance ever =B

Lamberts gonna win =B. ignoring the fact that some calling him gay. he shld win. the best american idol hands down imo. lambert shldnt be in this season but in the previous season defeating archuleta and in par with david cook or sumtimes even better.

i used to be a gokey fan but tt fan-ness in me of him faded few weeks ago. sorry =X. tho he always hit the notes i think adam can win/outshine him.

kris is also one of the best + he sing a " shopping in the woman's department" song haha . the delivery frm kris is amazing. i respect him

contestants who might win over adam.
kris and danny gokey. (40% chance, id up this percentage every week depending on their music choice and vocals)

others?
-the fact allison was on the bottom 3 together with ANOOP n LIL ROUND, you guys know shes not gonna have a chance, tho i love her vocals(maybe 3rd?) -matt sang stayin alive. which probably he's trying to tell the whole world im stayin alive in this competition. but bullshit to that my fren. judges save was suppose to be given to scott ! (the blind dude, fyi) matt has good vocals, but compared to others hes another mediocre singer whos struggling to produce an album.

haha good luck matt and allison.

ANOOP N LIL ROUND OUT! whee. u guys feel that some happiness? (not full happiness as matt aint out yet.)

HAHA who am i to say all these stuff?! lol theyre so much better than me. but everyone has opinions. =) glad u understand my fren.

Links to Mad world sang by adam-
Gary jules ver. (originally by tears for fears, but that arrangment was weird.)
Adam ver. (gary jules ver.)

u can hate me coz i prefer adam lambert. but!!!
the thing i like abt him is his (duh alert) vocals (i wasnt refering to his gayness, fuck u all) the uniqueness, shrieking vocals, song choice are getting better each week which often caught my attention, which rarely many vocalist/ AI contestant will.

hands down adams gonna win. if he doesnt, im gonna delete this blogpost and grow my beard for 2 weeks, and make terrorist noises in the middle of changi airport. im serious. (notice the full stop after the word serious, im being serious.)

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On star world the new season of Last comic standing had jus started and guess what? im big fan!. the acts are extremely funny. tho they've picked the winner and singapore has only started 1st episode, i dont mind, its abt the laughs not the competition, whereas idol its the other way round.

god's pottery

The sarcasm and the act they bring, its soo hilarious. read that coconut head dude's shirt, Virginity rocks. haha. they're so called theme are god and being optimistic.

Interview which i laughed at-
(source frm nbc.com)
What is the worst job you have ever had?
One summer we worked at the beach as lifeguard assistants (towels, whistles). And it turned out that on the weekends, sometimes the ladies would remove their tops. Oh boy.

HAHA so assume they've read the bible loads of time! so they despise naked ppl.

What is the worst question you have ever been asked in an interview?
"What's so great about rainbows anyway?"

another comedian

Esther Ku

Asian!!!!

the delivery is so unexpected and when tt happens u will definitely laugh. id stare at her all day =D. but her jokes are better her looks. package my frens package.

interview(she talks alot, expect her interview to be long)

What is your worst nightmare as a comic while performing on stage? Has it happened?
My worst nightmare is that I'll say something so funny that I'll start laughing at it, collapse on the floor, and won't be able to stop. It has not happened. But I have a feeling it will one day. Laughter is contagious and sometimes when the audience laughs at something I didn't expect them to laugh at it is tempting to take a vacation and laugh with them! It is also my preferred method of dying. I wouldn't want to die any other way but from laughing. And whoever tells the joke that makes me die laughing should be crowned the funniest comedian ever.

k 1 interview only. this is the shortest i can find.

thrs a contestant who made me laugh badly but he didnt even pass thru round 1.

heres his joke

when u send an sms make sure u know who ur sending it to.

i smsed my wife saying "im horny, honey"
and i waited... then marty reply back saying "what is this?"
me: it wasnt suppose for u to read it, but im horny tho
marty: ouh.... do u wan me to stop by?
me: well... how fast can u come here.

hahaha. the joke is still in my head.

one mre.
86% of female wldnt date bodybuilders
coz
86% of bodybuilders wldnt date females

huahua

and thrs another comedian, they are twins. but didnt make it that far. theyre hilarious too. the dude had a wife called mawhore. watch the show and it wnt dissapoint

on tv id eagerly wait fr these types of shows.

whose line isit anyways
simpsons
two and a half man ( jus started watching)
LCS
American idol
Ellen

thrs mre i cant think alot presently.

brit got talent is going crazy over susan boyle, and fr the 1st time simon is being a rainbow. his face was so passionate, very much like jonas brothers. u know when i talk abt jonas brother i talk abt orgasm voice n face. simon's face was tt pleased till u cld see tt orgasmness. im like wtf? during AI he's face reaction will nvr change and 99% criticising with an accent. maybe susan boyle reminded him of his childhood when mama used to bake cookies. visible nipple shirt brit.

haha

anyways i saw a vid on youtube of miley being obsessed on advertising her stupid cowdung movie. yes u guessed it hannah montanna. her Obsessive–compulsive disorder was over the edge. the stupid childishness within her explode and blossomed. she was soo worried tt young corrupted kids wldnt watch HM. and bcam herself (which i assume tts her trueself is) during tt interview which u will scroll down and see the link. i cant stand her whiny voice and annoyed tt wtf am i wasting my time on miley cyrus. the host kept making fun of her and all she does is laugh. i pity those ppl who love her soo much, rasict bitch. only 1 word can describe her is

brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey*, dull, dumb, dummy*, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked*, half-witted*, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless

Synonym of stupid. tt makes one word ryte? coz everything mean the same. or u can make a new word if u see somebody being stupid. jus call he/she miley or hannah

shes on the loose
part 1
part 2

ok then.. too much rant too little space. Facebooking time. =D

Meanwhile CRAP TIME!.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'.

3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5. Sing along at the Opera.

6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

8. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Bored?
FMY

quotes of the day
-The things in life are tough but who cares. what u get from being stress and sad abt it?
"cut ties with all the lies that u've been living in".

-"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison.

"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
Oliver Herford.

oryte thats all thnx fr reading my up to date longest(+useless content) blogspot
Signing off
Zamir!~
=D

32nd blogpost and a comeback with a KAPOW

2009-04-11T21:48:00.003+08:00

32nd blogpost and a comeback with a #KAPOW#

Aloha! =)
reason ive not been updating?
working~
dont get me wrong i love blogging. jus that its super exhausting after that.

reason why im updating today instead of sum other days?
coz finally i can use the comp =B! and mr mayoega asked me to update.

Updates on my life. (id start crapping when i get a brand new laptop):

- Addicted and jus started watching simpsons series. (thrs 20 seasons.. so where do i start? help)

- abit richer (cz of work) , but it will all go down the drain after a few days. =s

- did 60 situps in 2 days time. not 60-60. but 30-30 and then stopped coz the ache is unbearable.

- have reduced eating (yays) - learned to be more positive and make every experience a laughing one. =) have becomed less sensitive! and the fact that ive changed to this new lifestyle, makes me accept who i am mre !

- sleep 12am is considered early. 2am is typical and 4am is normal. im dead when sch reopens.
- prefers ballad, slow rock and instrumental-ish music more than before.

- made a promise to study hard and enter poly without going higher nitec.

- still hate jonas brothers.

- knows that he will suffer during NS

- Likes/favs the song Jumper by Third eye blind (currently)

ok tts abt all i can think of. and the rest is personal. fk off kaypoh ppl! dont care abt my personal stuff laaaaaa. haha. i dont like writing stuff that are personal. it will make the reader confused all over(only those related to the blogpost will understand, imo). i like to share my experience to a certain extend, nothing long and boring. =) thats just me. za-me-r.

*KAPOW
KAPOW*

raise your hand if u like getting rick roll'ed.
i see a martian, a hobo and pamela anderson.

please if youre reading this. rick rolling ppl is not cool. but rick astley is cool tho, dont get me wrong.

its like smearing melted cheese on a clowns face. or its like kicking a gnome on everybodys lawn and placing it back to its original position. or its like chasing an eagle who took ur pie when ur having picnic. or its like digging for gold in singapore's field.

u get my point. its pointless, stupid and pointlesstocity. to say something twice u gotta say it again with style.

case close

poor dude

*KAPOW
KAPOW*

this happened last week
i was on my way riding up an escalator after alighting from a bus and this beer potential looking heavy smoker voiced apek saw me from far. i stared back, he smiled and i get this micheal jackson feeling.

unkerl- boy u got one lollar i wan to take bus
zamew- sorry uncle no money (standing on the escalator steps, and of course money minded uncle followed me)
unkearl- boy boy. i lever bring money, all my maley lost ar. wallet all (me staring at his pocket notices his huge wallet)
zamew- aiya... (took out a dollar and passing it to him)
ungirl- chenk you boy. aiya boy u see la i mus go down again.
zamew- mmm....

i bet the reason why im the victim was tt i look super selenger. isit so? i dunno arr!!! $1 !??!?!?!! hahah overreacting moude!!

unkerl
unkearl
ungirl
uncurl
ungal
ungerl
jackkderek

(zamir busted seyy insult insult ppl.)
im not you. =)

*KAPOW
KAPOW* ( i bet ur sick of this)

(more like me getting owned by uncle..)

ok celebs i think are ugly

amy winehouse (25!? and wtf)
madonna (30 yrs ago shes a beauty queen, no its jus saggy flappy skin. ur rotting!)
paris hilton (lol)

celebs i think are not worth to be labeled as celebs

paris hilton (lol)
amy winehouse ( hahahaha)
perez hilton (bitch gay fag)
lil wayne ( whats up with the genre mix? annoyingcore)

celebs are not suppose to be so popular right now

rick astley (sorry, internet fags are evrywhere.)

ok la penat ar~~~~~!!!!,
sorry fr not updating for like weeks. =l

thnx for reading my blog

*KAPOW
KAPOW*

signing off zamir =)

why? how? what?

2009-03-23T14:32:00.005+08:00

ill ask the qns and i answer them. so dont worry and dont think much.

why when obama makes a retard joke and evrybody get so worked up?
coz the world is full of unsuccessful "debaters". who doesnt accept humor into their pea brains. okok whatever hes the president. but wtf why so worked up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE0yAEvVsUo

why does chriscrocker becoming mre like a female? seriously my eyes opened up really wide.
only god knows

why does nicole wear punjabi dress on her new music video "jai ho"?
coz shes smokin hot ^^

why is danny gokey better than or equals to adam lambert?
judge it urself. any gokey fans here? personally i think gokey has gr8 vocals and will own lambert any time. adam lambert has black nail polish. well.. hes a ladies guy. danny gokey = super nice humble dude. so anyone wanna kill tatiyana =l

why does "fail blog" sucks?
coz of the new intro Evil voice= FAIL BLOHGHHG man after falling and struck by lightning with a high pitched voice = .org wasted 20 secs including the extra replay.

why does chinese in singaporeans get jobs easily than us?
qualification lvl? color? biased? its up to them. its either they are corrupted or living the high life. well to extend their manhood they replace it with a dildo.

why can sumbody be soo paranoid and senstive?
well... retards. I MADE A RETARD JOKE?! im gonna be soo dead. well take to heart and ur exactly what i want u to be. MY test samples. freakouts!

how to react to suspiciously looking racist person?'
contact chuck norris.

do i sound racist? yea pretty much

how to differentiate a racist and a non-racist?
u cant thrs racism in evryone of us. dont deny

how to change a person?
tell him the truth even when his make up doesnt look good. he/she will change truth my frens truth.

what is the fastest time for eating a raw onion?
1 min 29 seconds. he looked like a hobo to me. well done hobo! even i couldnt achieve sumting spectacular like this hobo, a world record. =( hobo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Foty1pMHI4

what is my fav chnl in youtube?
its between smosh, reckless tortuga and kevjumba
+ Angry video game nerd links are beeelow

why is lindsay lohan super thin?
HEY?!!! im not ur answering guru mother ucka (im the one talking.. im still talking to myself)

why?

please if its too fast can we trade? haha

how stupid someone can be?

Hhaha~

why i couldnt stop laughing?

omg!! i challenge u look at the last pic fr a min and i bow down to u.

Olryte guys tts all

http://www.funnyjunk.com << fr mre entertainment

Signing off Zamir~

ola

2009-03-22T14:26:00.006+08:00

Hello evrybdy...
1st of all thnx fr reading my blog
2nd... sorry fr not updating ^^v

haha

Iris- goo goo doll cover <- (re-did the song... sounds nicer than b4. fr me)

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Brandon took pics when it was during sunset. and it was frking amazing

thnx fr the pic bro!!!

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Metro station vocalist = Trace CYRUS
Hannah montanna without the wig = Miley CYRUS

lol trace and miley are like super opposite.
trace is a half-brother to miley. sumting happened sumwhere.

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so holidays so far? nothing much.. i wanna exercise....napfa test is after the holidays =l.
haha !? always staying up late chatting. u know.. aft 12am is always business time. yea time to get it on babeh. well in another words i meant jus chat, tts my defenition of business time babeh. *raise eyebrows*. hahahahahaa. kk now change my lifestyle i wanna be fit!!!! (lol tt mindset can change anytime)

im boredd. she rarely online during the weekends =(

signing off Zamir

u know ur one of them

2009-03-18T22:46:00.005+08:00

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

yea thats the link to mindblowing action.

Round house kick = KAPOW!
Click chucknorris to search him

well most of u should know him alrdy. its jus a reminder of his awesome-ness.

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mre n mre China sales person eliwhere.

wtf -_- its damn annoying.. i was at 7/11 just now and i told him the chili sauce needs to be refilled.

he then said. lun understand. with a fuck face.
i looked at him ..... he looked at me back. so i paid fr the item i bought. LOL tt is what he want. he works at 7/11 fr a year now, and he still got the stupid trainee tag on his pocket.

pity him, well what to do mre melamine in singapore, mre conjested traffic.!!!

the mre annoying part was. few days back i went to the airport doing pretty much nuting and i ordered a double cheese and i said having here. she asked again eatink here? yes having here. she asked me again. WTF im a singaporean i can let it go but its freaking CHANGI AIRPORT. one of the world best airport if im not wrong. what if a tourist ordered? the 1st impression of a singaporean is tt, alot of singaporeans here are bad with their english. so they learned sign language instead.

i suggest they put an extra tag below their name.

"sorry my english bad and i belong to china, dont worry our food is not live cooked, except for the fries, its made frm china imported squids."

bold it! what a long tag !

("chenk" u)

pei xiang recent blog has a pic of them misspelling.
links is on my links click it to get linked.

its not tt im a racist but... theyre jus too much in sg... i really dont know what to say!

syning off zamir

Pure shyt

2009-03-17T22:17:00.003+08:00

JamesNintendoNerd <

I learned frm him alot. his dirty jokes are super funny and his content too. so if u guys are wondering why i am so ~~~~~~rmb tt this guy taught me well.
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i was out one day. jus loitering arnd with a blank mind .....
and i see this girl. dressed in super tight clothes with super over fake boobs. i couldnt stop staring. i then nudged my fren to check her out. str8 away he identified tt "girl" as a tranny.
OMG i couldnt believe what i saw. she was super fugly(k i stop using she) and i didnt fr once think of tt possibility he was a tranny, im a noob!.
i felt my hair rising when tt "dude" looked at me. i felt super disgusted

marty looking gr8 alright all dolled up.

Super gay voice= ooh i nvr felt like this in my whole life. its so gr8 ! i love u all muacks. im gonna do an implant next~ wanna try it?

Its really hard to differentiate these types of stuff. and why the hell they exist? god knows and maybe its a test? or maybe they just dont like anything external hanging out. hahahaha my bad. sorreee. Exams tmr, arif asked me to blog.

What are ur top fear list?? heres my top 5. (ive really considered to this alot, whether to blog it or not, cuz it sounds like im a pussy admitting it!)

1. Cockroach

i cant believe some asian ppl eat those crap. ugh disgusting (which leads back to the face, scroll up) . in my hse its crawling evrwhere. go away bitches dont disturb me!!!! =S

2. Bus jams. (its a hate fear thing)

some singaporeans are really impatient. the radio should not waste time arnd 7am-9am announcing where the jam is. wtf its everywher~.

(example)
Flying dutchmen= gd morning evrybody gues what?!!!
glen= what?!!!
flying dutchmen= the traffic is jam evrywhere
glen=NO FREAKing WAY, it jams evryday!
Flying dutchmen= YEAH I KNOW?!
glen= but were getting paid so lets get over with this.
Flying Dutchmen= I KNOW?!!
glen= too much coffee?

yea i think so..

lucky no.3

criticism/insults
=l

no.4
gaymen. haha this should be no.1

looking at another man turns u on?
tts sick (which leads back to the disgusted face)

no.5
Dolls =l
theyre super scarey.
the eyes keep staring at you, then they appear in ur dreams telling you to jump down!. i know super scary. scariest part ? waking up feeling warm and wet. yea i know its tt scary.

SATANS!!!

!

whats wrong with miley cyrus?
performing and inspiring little kids (mre like hypnotizing) then post on the internet of herself bare naked or trying to be bare naked making weird faces.
how stupid is this? her voice sounds like an overgrown women with an annoying accent.
her stupid whore-down dance is seriously stupid, and the choreographer is a black man.. personally ive nvr seen a black guy doing the hoedown. i guess he moved on frm hood life.

miley cyrus is in every cereal packages or any made in china bottles. its super annoying~ anyone wanna assainate her? lets interrogate her and ask her where she kept her wig. tt would be easy coz shes stupid!

i think shes another lip sync er. jus like britney ! oh please dont let me start with her. old hag, i bet shes a tranny too..

Miley spotted in a hotel lobby on the way to her room.

tts her alright, forgetting to put make up.

ok tts all

Signing off -`Zamir~

ugh...

2009-03-16T19:45:00.004+08:00

wtf is all i can say

she is a psychopath who thinks highly of herself.
she thinks private student is the same as poly student and ite student is below them.
doesnt mean u pay 2000 a yr like poly students make u one of them.
reason fr joining private sch? failed n lvl maths.
u scold my father n u called me "anak sundal" (i have no idea what i meant but i think its super insulting).

and then u cry like a baby and said sorry. how the fuck is sumone gonna frgiv these types of crap.
im gonna ignore this girl. she kept saying i love u.
in the end we nvr met. she said it was raining.........

ok~
nvm now back to my norm life. back to blogging~~~~~, whee.
stupid thing like these will nvr deprive me to do what i love.
i hope hussien and abdullah rape her after washing and sweeping my block.

okayttsall

Zamir~

desperation at its max

2009-03-15T01:51:00.008+08:00

omg this is random~
if its too exclipt im sorry. but too funny not to post. dont be sensitive ok =). big x button if u think im obscene.

for those who wanna see. click on it to enlarge.

woah brandon said IT fair had alot of hot girls. unbelievable. and he said it was packed as hell. coz alot of ppl are going hell so tts why its the same. LOL jkjking.

hmm recession in sg doesnt show itself during the it fair. but still its helping the market to build up ... WHO CARESS.
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dont u guys hate when hackers enter ur frens msn and try to seduce u with.

crazy_sotong - see me live right now.

http://"email add of sumone".webcamz-live.com/livecams.php

hackers are really creative at times!

hey crazy sotong im feeling horny tonight. click on the link im starting my webcam soon.
really gave me false hope. =( i clicked once as i was curious (tt was like 14-15). hell =.= nothing thr. made me feel turn on fr nuting. orgasma fr nothing. i feel wasted. ANGRY MOUDE

make sure u guys dont fall fr the trap. if u did fell fr such a common stupid hacks. make a new account if ur too lazy to reformat. it will slow ur comp down if u dont re-format
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youtubing and i learned hw to control my diaphagrm. lol still trying my best. i wanna learn hw and improve myself as a musician. superhard wanna get high notesss. im a horrible vocalist~. ill try my best and stop thinking negative. guitaring is way easier. but still i wanna learn hw to do it .
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sat at hme today fr the 1st time the whole day. super 1st time in like yrs. did alot of things. covered a song.. blog.... talked to a girl =l. (did alot of things meh?)

ok this girl is super desperate to have a boyfren. i know her frm my friend and i talked to her.
so now .. i dont know her at all...... shes 17 and acts like...( judge fr urself)

friday afternoon.
(on msn)
me: hey dont be so emo. ur ex boyfrens are stupid laaa. (trying to be dtr phil. i was trying to comfort her. which was my biggest regret.)
she: hey u made me happy.
me: ok .
she: take my no.
me: ok.
she: send me a msg leave ur name too
me:ok.

5 mins later
she called me. i was like WTF. (rmb i knew her like mins ago)

the story doesnt stop thr... my voice went damn soft. i was super shy :B.

(on the phone)
me: umm why did u call me? (super stammered thruout)
she: dunno
me:ok...
she: hey, u used "u i u i"(in malay if u use "i " and "you" its considered romantic)
me: uh....... i was speaking english.
she:oh nvm laa
me: ok now what.
she: i love you babeh.
me: huh?
she:i love you babeh,
me: ok...
she: say it to me
me: blublehbabehlolholobueh
she: uh??
me: nothing. k nw what?
she: wanna meet on monday?
me: so fast? u said u love me and u wanna meet me? so fast?
she: eleh, wanna know each other la.
me: im nt handsome
she: nvm la handsome not handsome nvm. (sensing some micheal jacksoning going on!)
me:ok....
she:ok la lets meet la
me: i nvr say anything
she: ur cute and funny (wtf thruout the convo my reply was 1 word + some str8 forwards answers, hws tt funny and cute.)
me:ok but i dont even know u
she (sad): ur avoiding me. (in malay shes calling me sombong)
me: ughhghhg (stammerizationing)
she:sombong x10
me: ok...
she: bye arrrr.

5 mins later..
she:meet eh?
me: ok la what ever u want la

saturday.
called again.
she said hi
i said hi.
typically she brags abt her beauty. asked me to go out and meet her and den all the way huge pause. money waste fk child.

advice : danial told me to meet her.
audadi told me not to meet her. scared shes a kidnaper or whatever.

im clueless =l
shes desperate or she really liked me? 2 days only seyy. im super confused.. im not use to all these crap. shes like a half rapist half child molester. i dont know but sumting abt her creeps me out.

POPULATION OVERRIDE (teddy bear music player)REALLY MADE ME BOOGIE ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
i wanna sleep its 3 am wtf..
ok bye
signing off
Zamir ~

Greenridge sec

2009-03-12T23:40:00.004+08:00

I rmbed my secondary sch like it was yesterday. the vision in my head looked like this.

2004 was the year. i entered the school with enthu, knowing im gonna get fucked up thruout the 4 yrs.

(LOL IM BONERless THOSE DAYS!!)

ok sorry abt tt. ~.

so had to choose a cca. cca stands fr cashew chickens astronaut ( yea lame, just like hw lame it is when u dont acheive anything at the end of 4 yrs.) im a tech student so we end up at recycling center ( were still available but nobody wants us, tts how it works in the recycling center,)

rmbed chui?

nope tts not him

not him again

alot of similarities but still WRONG.

i cant find a chui pic. coz the stupid website is taking alot of time loading. typical, they will spend money on stupid stuff instead of the students walfare.

well chui had a vision fr the whole school to dance to his strong vocals during cny concerts and to maintain tip top discipline lvl. announcing tt " Greenridge is a quhualyteee(i know i had hard time pronouncing it) school."

waking up everyday he forgets tt the school is called Grss. and live life normally. but when a huge truckload of reality strikes him. he's face gets tensed and u can see sweat all over. including almost bald head of his. i still think chui uses moisturizer to maintain his skin. he got good chinese skin, tanned. ok tts gay.

Tugginmypuddha really looks like him

GRSS had a vision but the text was damn long. and nobody cares.
who cr8ted these stuff anyways? they think vision mission and crap makes the school mre Grand. horrible arrrrrrr!~~!~!!@!!@! fking retard.

NO TALKING IN THE HALL!!.
placing all the students in a tightly squeezed space and expect us not to talk.?! super stuffy.

NCC!!!
-.- wasted my time, ran like dogs, smelled like dogs and barked like dogs. classes are having lsns and were practicing shouting. i think tts pure genius, since the class is boring we are able to wake some students up. ncc is bullshyt. MAKE UP UR MIND BLOODY HELL!!! hatest line ever.

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facilities are just gr8. broken toilet doors are my fav.

crap i cant continue. grss is horrible to the core. the new school looks gr8. but what no soccer court? so much fr the "sports building". we grad too early and didnt got the taste of the new school. but still air-con classrooms were gr8

the damn rules are too strict. i love ite right now, and looking back those days made me think grss sucks MOAR.

to grss

anyways grss students are gr8. comes in different shapes and sizes.
ok what a pathetic post. hahaha just wasting my/ur time hohohhohohohh.

dont take care fr nw.
signing off zamir

???

2009-03-12T22:35:00.004+08:00

Went to sch, played psp during breaks, learned 3 new chinese words, combed my hair, msg 3 ppl today, rained and got wet, forget to bring textbooks to sch, slept during lsn, played soccer during pe.

SERIOUSly WTF?!

That kind of superboring "text" is fr ur msn display msg or whatever. nobdy's gonna read ur blog , c-riusly hw does the reader feels when reading ur pathetic blog? they feel wasted, they want to retrieve the time they spent reading ur blog. but no they can't its impossible!

these ppl are labeled as= doesntthinkmuchatallnigger

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Man submits Drawing of Spider instead of Payment For overdue Account

This will make u laugh till ur lungs stop working.
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Ok... trying to post something abt my life but clueless what to write abt. im improvising by the 2nd- ( u know who u are, maybe u get to know me mre?)

I love reading katy perry's blog. not many artist spends time sharing with their fans abt their personal life.

damn shes funny as hell- " can i say how u guys fking doing instead of freaking" her face reaction are damn priceless. her blog link are on my links.

woah-oe danial cr8ted a song! its damn pleasing to hear fr me. dnnt know abt u guys. but after we done arranging, maybe ill post it? but its super nicee. needs a lil distortion here and thr and tt songs should be epic!

i wanna go back to jamming, cr8ting songs and performing but its impossible with so many things going on and alot of time being wasted on "family commitments" FK TT.

this occurs when ur parents think what ur doing isnt profitable or whatsoever. they said i would just waste my time with it. YES GENIUSES i would waste mre time hearing ur depriving thoughts either. so why not u guys let me do what i do and we all can be happy =).

I head sensitive person. cant take a joke? get out of the kitchen!
i know the way i speak will burn ur blood. but 75% of time im telling the truth, u cant change? i cant either =). 25% of the time? i want u to fk off muaahahah. ur irritating and super sensitive. marinate urself with colgate sensitive will u? and then come talking to me with a solid wall tt will withstand my superdrunk talk (i dont drink, its just an expression. im a good guy just tt i have alot of evil ideas.)

an idea when its raining heavily and you dont want to get sick.
- go arnd ppl houses and grab an umbrella when its hanging outside. make sure u run fr ur life when u grab hold of it.

an idea when talking to a sensitive person.
- ignore
an idea if u have no mre ideas.
- take a dump

ok tts all. i know im super frustrated with alot of ppl. i need to manage my anger but with alot of hairshole arnd me, its super hard.

i need to thank you guys fr withstanding me. it means alot =). and thanks fr reading my blog!

As usual spelling errors are intentional. or isit?
Signing off -Zamir~~

u guys love (de)motivational posters?

2009-03-11T20:04:00.004+08:00

super random =) (usually i would click on it to enlarge it )

impossible....crap

2009-03-11T19:33:00.005+08:00

Y-ello!

This is sumthing i want to eat and puke and choke and puke then give the dogs to eat and repeat the process over n over. and if i have diarrhea, ill aim it on tt thing!

the epic crap is called the petaminx. Peta = 1000 to the power of 5

basically its like rubix cube . i take back my words. its not like a rubix. it is something tt screws ur brain and leave it permanent and if u woke up frm ur coma trying to solve it, it happens again.

which ever genius invented this is seriously not gonna be investing much. unless someone comes out with a 1000 page manual, i think some other geniuses would buy (desperate ppl trying to impress the world by posting on the youtube.)

fr me the rubix cube is alrdy a waste timer, crap sucker, noob buster, cheese crater.
so the petaminx is a waste timer, crap sucker, noob buster, cheese crater + jew hater.

ZAMIR ANGRY MOUDE ?@!?@!?@?!@

( he does look like 50 cent. or maybe akon~? )

damn sumbody brushes chimpo's teeth ! jealous.

JUST DANCE~ haha this post is getting monkey-er by the second.

anyways tts all.

Signing off -Zamir~

Guitar hero

2009-03-11T18:51:00.004+08:00

Hey guys.. ~

heard of the game guitar hero?

its damn impossible to advance unless ur wasting your time practising.
u can play easy if u have nvr played the guitar b4 (by playing guitar i mean really playing the guitar.). bcus ur pinky needs to work for other lvls. ive tried hard and dare not get close expert, the notes are coming at u like waterfalls during solos. during the verse part, the riffs are damn hard and u can feel the strain on ur whole hand and in some case ur whole arm.

haha pics taken frm "Your scene sucks" visit it and decide what category u belong to.

anyways back to geeta hero. im sure sumone who looks this guy would love some guitar heroing. no gf whatsoever. ppl like him also needs his mmnt of pride n joy alone jumping on his bed wearing nothing but socks. its only an example chill.

a typical guitar hero controller looks like this-

Now all the 12 yr old kids knows what a gibson guitar is and thinks its the best guitar ever. it didnt work tt way 5 yrs ago when this wasnt invented by some genius recently. when i was 12 i used to steal things, watch pokemon and play wwe card games (trains the mind way better than numbskull game). i think kids nowadays are just corrupted n spoilt playing plastic controller tapping colored buttons singing off tune to the song Before i forget-Slipknot (fkin brutal song fr kids). somebody alter guitar hero so tt kids are viewing mario brothers instead of sitar hero. maybe they can wear a special 3d glasses by jonas brothers with extra features in it?

jun xiang= " i completed through fire and flames on easy. YATA"

wtf during my childhood days all we talked abt was tv shows. i nvr listened to rock music those days coz it was condemned by parents saying rock is satan and bla bla bla.

adding slash on the game?!
HAHA tts why im into guitar hero! coz thrs SLASH. well hearing tt guitar hero is overrated so much that it makes me hate it.

the songs are awesome tho another reason why im into it. ive never heard of Eric Johnson's songs and was blown away by the song cliffs of dover.

nice way to expand ur genre, by listening to guitar hero songs. HAHA nothing wrong with it, i jus like to laugh! (sensing some sarcasm ?)

it like a love n hate thing fr me. but if thrs guitar hero jonas brothers edition. then they've gone too far!. btw i love hw guitar hero world tour includes hayley as special guests IN 3D. \m/ awsm.

anyways i wanna start a paramore tribute band! lol i know.. out of nowhere. coz the guitaring is easy in a way. any super nice vocals lady wanna join? not rushing tho =).

take care ^^

Signing off -Zamir~

TKK

2009-03-09T13:46:00.008+08:00

Sofa king Hilarious dude.

tan kah kiat, he's the type of guy u wanna beat up badly but will eventually think twice . then after sometimes he will annoy u again which leads to some minor beating up. he's the type of guy who usually gives a damn abt NS, Class chairman, area cleaning slots(he does it all the time)and class events .usually he hangs out with girls trying to peek their skirts but will make a joke out of it so tt the girls will not hurt him(nice one). once he tried to stop a fight but it failed, tts hw a loser he is. he's a passionate kid and does what ever his mother told him to do. very nice kid but wrong way of expressing himself.

description - 150cm+ 50kg = smurf man. gay hair. very cartoonish.

Fav quotes=
"mother father happy new year"
"shut chio mouth"
"lame"
"i tell my mother ar"
*donkey laugh* (seriously guys make him laugh and see his face)

tkk favourite sport is bowling. its his passion. and nobody is mre passionate than he is.
here is his own msn pm quote : Kah Kiat Kah Kiat. His the best. No one could do it but he can. Go Kah Kiat!!! Power Players FTW!!!!!.

pics-
( heres him.... and the pic i drew. thnx brandon fr saving it. =))

when theres nothing to do, tkk does his bowling motion to show off to the " who cares" classroom ( i wonder hw he feels inside)

recent ver. of him slightly bald and still nvr changes tt attitude. he looked like one of the x men throwing metal balls, which for him is known as a bowling ball.

looking pretty bad ass lately?

Serving singapore with pride. we the citizen on singapore. if he gets an olympic medal in bowling i swear to god ill shave bald.

HAAHAHA. k finish. tkk fkin hilarious ~

anyways today rain was even worse than nathenial marshall crying.

i had to board the bus and there was a gap, tt gap was the only spot was raining . and then a chinese man with a huge heart sheltered me with his umbrella without hesitation. impressed seyy. rarely i could see any singaporean doing any good to each other. tt made my day.

anyways wanna see my older posts? Its on the left side . babeh

Signing off Zamir~~

my stupid collections of GIFS

2009-03-09T13:35:00.002+08:00

being positive.

2009-03-06T00:28:00.003+08:00

Hello =)

i was working today as well as other days but today was abit life changing. (abit) plus tts the reason why im not going to sch much these days. hope today i make it (to sch).. pray fr me ok?

ok so back to "abit life changingness tingy".

today was quite an unlucky day fr me. i had to work =.= (fr my parents, fr those who dont know) it was very frustrating.. im always happy staring at my comp and blogging or watch smtng.

okk the frustration starts yesterday morning. i woke up late as usual! and slowly prepared myself. wanted to shave my "talibaness" and the shaver had 2 blades only. =.= my usual 4 blade Gillette shaver was gone. so the whole experience was uncomfortable and irritating. putting tt + scratching aside , i went to sch and realised my father forgot to gave me my allowance...... (huge pausee) so frustrated and felt like killing sumone! lucky me i had no horns. so i slept on the "so ever comfortable" bus, and overslept and woke up after evryone had alighted and yes...... i missed my stop. panicked and petrified... i went back to sleep -_-. lucky me a light shone upon me and i alighted the next stop. suddenly my stomach grumbled (must have been tt thosai i ate) so i went searching fr the nearest toilet which unfortuantely was a chinese pay toilet. yes no water nor tissue. yes for 10c. yes yes yes use ur imagination im nt gonna explain. after tt my level of uncomfortableness reached its maxed. i almost wanted to go hme.. but had second thoughts coz my attendance was close to debarment . =( < sad zamir.

so lets go back and talk abt today, which technically should be the opposite. (i know confusing) today after work. im super2 tired, backaches are killing me!. business was alright . then i sat down sumwhere and rested.. after a min or so a downpour came.. i dont know fr what reason i ran! thinking tt the rain would be fr awhile only. thruout it was raining and me the genius boy caught every drop of it. im soaked~. i board the 2nd last bus and the aircon was superdamn cold. in singapore nothing is consistent, well.. except for the kiasu ppl. i was shivering!!! and couldnt do anything so i decided to listen to my handphone.... sadly the earpiece i brought along was gone!. no mre listening to music =(( << supersad zamir(notice the extra bracket)

then at the bus....i could see a light frm far away, well nt tt far just a few seats away. a balloon was looking at me. it looked exactly like this but was mre 3dimensional.

it made me think alot. and the word keep repeating in my head.
after tt i need to make another cross with no shelter to the interchange. jus as i was abt to step out of the shelter BOOM FLASH BOOM. a thunder damn loud strike sumwhere damn closeby. it made me wet my pants. well my whole body was soaked.. so its alright. HAHA Jk.

the word tt kept repeating in my head was.. "remain positive and ur invincible". soo fake yet soo true. well =) < super happy zamir.

ill stop dissing jonas brothers frm now on. but still i think they are like prostitutes thnx to their record company or manager or whatever. here's why-

anyways next target MILEY CYRUS AKA HANNAH SANTANA!

ok guys have fun =)
sorry fr not blogging. =(
once again thnx

Signing off Zamir~

the world is already hell

2009-03-01T09:28:00.005+08:00

Miley has a new movie called hannah montanna. predictable.

jonas has its own show called who the fk cares. they have a show tho.

demi lovato is single... not =(

rihanna forgives chris brown.. rumors and wtf-core

twilight has a sequel called new moon, which jb(johore baru/jonasss) volunteers to OST(original soundtrack) it.

megan fox declares shes a tranny

arif.. katy perry is not a tranny.

everyone thinks 2012 is eoy, lol sounds like an exam paper.

well nevertheless here goes.

Stuff i gotta share on youtube.

2009-03-01T09:10:00.007+08:00

i hate hiphop music and stuff. but the dance is seriously mindblowing, not talking bout jazz dance, poping locking, and i dont know how to classify the styles. but the dance damn stylo.

heres abdc(american best dance crew) quest crew.. u can check out other weeks, all of them are power, quest crew owns jabbawokkeees.

anyone heard of flight of the conchords?
if u have den watch if u havent den watch the.- pointless aniways fotc is my idols. wish i can make music like them

all these vids are their neww stuff. they nvr fail to deliver. awsome band/comics

SUNGHA JUNG!
link was given by watie, n now im burning my guitar thnx to her HAHA jkjk. he's my rival yes my rival is a 12 yr old kid. im fk awesome. (gay self-0bessesed fatso)

this vid is mediocre compared to the others. search it urself and u will be blown aways even stronger than any wind mentally. aniways guitarist watch his right hand and wash ur eyes and watch again. tts all.

thnx hoped u enjoyed it =)

Signing offz zamir~

Urban dictionary

2009-03-01T08:32:00.003+08:00

Hey! sorry for nt updating for the past 2 days.. but who cares im doing it fr free so dont complain.

Urban dictionary is a freaking awsome website tt teaches u slang tt no one knows, to make urself sound cool u try it out with your friends and watch their reactions. i know..... utter rubbish, but cool in many ways too. it expands ur small minds to the world which is known as the internet!.

heres a sentence ive made up jus by browsing the 1st few pages. plus the definition below the whole text.

The other day i was 1.marathoning the series heroes and i was 2.tired high, 3.lol ( i know this is common but read the whole thing below and u know what i mean.) then after that i went facebook to 4.twitterhea all about heroes. eventho i had 5.carcolepsy i was awake for the whole of episode 1 thanks to redbull and caffine plus alil bit of ecstasy. i was damn 6.bale out when the streaming stop and i went to poop eventually. poop time was 7.sofa king great but heroes was even more awesome. i have 8.VOCD while watching it, but then therapy is quite expensive. and it was my 9.birthday too tt day! 10.Good talk ! 11......Spicey Edit.....

Defenition.

1.marathoning- Watching an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you are watching it in one sitting.

2.tired high-a state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep

3.lol theory- The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.

4.twitterhea-Too many twitters per hour. (google it if u dont know what it is)

5.carcolepsy-a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help (basically u sleep alot)

6.bale out- When someone's stress level explodes to an epic proportion and a 5-minute f-bomb-laden tirade is unleashed on the unlucky soul who was in the wrong place at the wrong time -- much like Christian Bale on the T4 set.

7.sofa king- A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".

8.VOCD- A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).

9.birthday- The day I came out of a vagina

10.Good talk - A way to end a man-to-man conversation of personal feelings in a comfortable, heterosexual manner.

11......Spicey Edit.....-When telling a story to friends, you realize that the story you are telling isn't as cool as you thought it was when you first started, and decide to edit it with exaggerations or lies to make it sound more interesting.

HAHA freaking cool.
make ur own sentences with it!. on http://www.urbandictionary.com

Thnx signing off - Zamir~

MATREPS

2009-02-26T21:37:00.003+08:00

It all started with martians on mars during the year 1980. sumhow they landed on a beautiful and corrupted place called singaphura. they observed and learned from these ppl called Kassim, Mummy, daddy, Khairul, selamat and rick astley(well he then migrated to us after a short while in syonanto). the martians called for re-enforcements and within 2 mili secs nothing happened but after about 3 hrs, CHEEPABOM singapore population rose up to 3%. well martians are rare, explained why not many of us got abducted.

here is the martians report on blablablablabla(1980s)-

-Loitering arnd the area on what is now called esplanade.

-amazing amount of space between their heads and their hats.

-3 or mre girlfriends + alot of imagination

-Super skinny spandex with supercheap convelse (converse alternates fr unfortunate ppl)

-Talks overdramaticly and once nominated for best speech award at oscars, but unfortuantely
Nathaniel marshall won.

-matreps<=monkeys

-Buys/steal/beg alot of cigarette and end up asking fr mre(tts good right? theyre dying) huahua

-school kids fashion: colored contacts, dragon inspired hair, hair color half blonde half black. jeans color half black half white and iq lvl half human half animal. minimum amnt of cane strokes 13-14. 99% boys home. (dont worry they dont understand statistics)

-Over-Shows off the slightest achievement they achieved, eg. woke up late fr sch, stole lollipops, ate pork, pierced nipple, working at mc, not working at all, memorize theyre fav song, jumpstyle, playing the chord am, kick the rubbish bins, showing off over not going to mosque or in some case temple, staying up till 2am, telling an over complicated story and in the end the story is not worth listening example: "yesterday i sat on the bus 2 aunties was talking and i was talking on the phone and the auties talk and then i stopped talking".. k i dunno where to continue after this.

-super damn loud boombox, now 2009 so they use china phones(scroll down and see my desc on it)

The martians then changed its features and downloaded evry single details from them. then they did evrything..went geylang, sit as a gang and wooed ladies, fight here fight there and blalablalala, then finally they got bored.
(sad.. martians are bad at choosing names)
Angelina jolie(martian id: 001001): Hey Dok wanna change back to martian and go back to mars ar?
Suparman bin Batman(martian id:001011):Ape La dok why dont we stay here a lil longer. im really not doing much thinking here with my brudders.
001001: ok.

so they nvr went back to mars and stayed here forever. poor martians are easily influenced, served them right to download the whole thing. now singapore is over populated with...our fav people...... yes matreps

k tts all !
Signing off- zamir~

Random

2009-02-24T23:01:00.010+08:00

Hey today's not so gonna be as funny as previous posts. but i hope it puts a smile on ur face. finally im blogging, truely blogging. BLOGGING

24 oct 2008 is a very memorable day fr me.. yes a7x came to singapore. many ppl would call me gay or noob or poser or stuff., i dont care. im still a fan of them (play the guitar like syn and i declare myself a loser) ! im gonna post 1 pic only HAHA.

(what a mmorable day)

ok done abt a7x. Moving on..

My classmates are full of douche bags, retards and mainly melamines (thrs nuting wrong with tt, but too many would cause "HYPER ZOMGZZ IM A DOTA PLAYER AND I WATCH NARUTO!") i only like some of them.. brandn, kokhao and others who think they are worth to be liked, dont think highly of urself thnkew. hmm i miss my sec frens eventho we fight everyday and shout out each other father's name, i think its way cooler than ite. ITE robots are so competitive. hmm competitive in my case as in attendance, HAHA. i nvr attend class these few days. sad to say im proud of it! im a badass compared to my classmates. i dont watch Naruto, i watch bleach.! TAKE TT MFKERS. bleach pwns u all.. (ive been infected by their awsm noobness.) 96.3% of my classmates are either technosters, annur, online gamers, gays and psp addictors. well what to do.. cant change them? be them! hahaha.

heres a typical classmate of mine
example:
Joshua kong fu king - fav music- Dj max or any opening theme song of any anime, jonas brothers and mainstream music. fav book- men muscles and thighs. fav hangout- bowling alley, tampenis mall, lan shop, timezone(arcade). fav movie- money no enough 2,. fav console- psp. fav game- dj max. fashion- unshaved mustache, long businessman/father pants, New balance show, gay haircut, smelly rag t-shirt. Girlfrens? NONE

(did the pic myself)

well here's some pics i created

well i wished i had mre!. sorry~

Jonas brothers still ranks the gayest among all so dont change ur perspective on what i still think is the gayest.

Signing off -Zamir~

JONAS BROTHERS

2009-02-23T20:03:00.008+08:00

Yeap today's topic im gonna cover is! Jonas bothers yeap Jonas bothers.. yea no spelling error to that. im not kidding the spelling is correct. well whatever, i spell it my way.. ok la ok la thrs abit mistake but im sure im 99% correct.

back to the topic, as you all know jonas brothers consist of 15 mmbrs, 3 of them are only popular.

Joe jonas ( vocalist )- Cap'n of the group and cap'n of orgasma

(orgasma mode)

(drama queen)

the only thing was that their cute and they "rock"(pw1nsess joejoe9191's fav word to describe the jonas). They have NO talent whatsoever.

Jonas brother fans always say that but guess what...LOOK HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH TALENT.

Nick Jonas ( rhytmist ) - asst cap'n and easily gets orgasmiclish(in other world ticklish. he has diabetes, another explanation).

(his afro is protecting his soft skull. so pointless)

(BOO! dont lie you just crapped ur pants! )

(yes jew fro)

Jonas Brothers? I guess you have to be a preteen to know what the ruckus is all about. Saw them on television for the first time last week and they do suck from a musical standpoint. Little girls(preteens) and Michael Jackson would be the only ones I can see that would enjoy them.

Kevin Jonas - alil bit of orgasm but not so much compared to joe, nick canon n nick(guy who runs arnd with something he calls a guitar, which infact is made from china)

(poor kitty! next? little girls right on micheal jonas! i mean kevin jonas)

(oo i can play the guitar lalalalala)

“What the fuck is a fucking "scale"?”

" all i do is power chords"

" i should just play and bob daniels will cover up any of my mistakes"

Bob daniels is infact their music producer, drummer, guitarist, songwriter and evrythin else we nvr got to know (use your imagination)

Hannah montanna is infact Miley cyrus ( sorry kids to crush your dreams =( )

Urban Dictionary

Jonas Brothers-

A poseur band that are part of Disney to brainwash kids to watch more Disney so that the Disney corp. and Jonas bros can get tons of money. Almost all of their songs are about breaking up with a G/F when there are more important things to write about. They are as real and good as Avril Lavigne(Thats not a compliment)

That kid is such a jonas brothers because he thinks he knows what real music is.

heres a damn complicated pie chart for jonas brothers fan club.

if it aint tt complicated, then your not a jonas brothers fan club hot mmbr.

k guys lets sing!
Now im speechless over the edge and im burnin up with you baby!
you're the voice inside my head the reason why im singing , dont wanna second chance its the bottom line line its true.

1st line states tt joe jonas is going over the edge when he release the song love bug, after that he's burning baby (another sign of Micheal Jackson syndrome) then he hears a voice inside his head tts giving him a second chance which he doesnt want and its the bottom line its true. tts all

the only disney chnl star i love! (wait i think shes calling me, nvm. )

thanks yew.
(all spelling errors are intentional \m/)

Signing off Zamir~

China phones

2009-02-22T20:43:00.004+08:00

Technical Details

Dimensions (H x W x D)
- - 108 x 53 x 21 mm

Weight (w/standard battery)
- - 126 g

Design
- - Inspired by their genius

Antenna Type
- - Internal which doesnt work at all

Technology
- - Copy pasted evrything from evrywhere

Data
- - GPRS which you know will nvr work,

Battery Type
- - Li-Ion, 970 mAh which be will given 2, and both will spoil in a matter of days

Talk Time
- - Up to 4 hours with maximum noise distraction

Standby Time
- - Up to 240 hours, after that you will have to send it for repair, the motherboard is cooked

Built-In Digital Camera
- - 2 megapixel camera with 20x digital zoom, ultra noob technology certified

Video Recorder
- - Yes but you will have a hard time finding it, cause we only speak chinese and nothing else..

Infrared
- - sumtimes

Bluetooth
- - Yes, just wait about 2 hrs for 1000kb file

External Memory
- - RS-MMC slot 2gb, which is only abt 1gb and yea it will spoil !

Predictive Text Input
- - T9 with 99% chinese

Messaging
- - SMS, MMS, Email all of which you wont understand

Java™ Technology
- - Yes, again you wont understand

Wireless Web Browsing
- - WAP 2.0 + super slow modem!

Handsfree Speaker
- - Sometimes will work

Phone Book Capacity
- - not much!

Vibrating Alert
- - Yes, super strong.. i guess china man are super horny!

Voice-Activated Dialing
- - Yes, it will take you abt 2 weeks b4 you fully understand

Ring Tones
- - True tones, Truly annoying

Display Type
- - TFT, 176x208 pixels, 262K colors

Organizer
- - Yes, very unorganized

Synchronization Software
- - SyncML, software is in chinese.

Games
- - Included , horrible and undownloadable!
Touch pad - Horribly done, super unconvenient and will not work after 1 month

Dual sim- Contains melamine

JOKE!

Signing off - Zamir~

1990's-2000's era cartoons

2009-02-22T19:33:00.010+08:00

I was born during tt era and boy......all i can tell you is tt, i couldnt rmb much =.= HAHA.
but the most memorable thing was TV shows and cartoons! and i could rmb my hand got stuck on a lift and i could see my bone =) .. ok back to the topic..here are some u might rmb and some of my fav. =)

-The PowerPuff Girls -___- (hey at least im being honest) 1998-2005.

(aww pillow fight!)
(somebody is gonna get hurt real bad)

i saw ppg anime ver. it looks pretty neat. WTF! i still watch ppg =.=

-Barney (1992-Present) what!!! still ongoing??!! he's mind controlling nvr stops.

(haha he's gonna drown)

Mind controlling when u werent realizing it-

Hey arnold! 1996-2004 gr8 cartoon !

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 1993-1995 im sure most of you can relate to this.. now the power rangers are all crap. good times =). (when i think of powah ranger, i think about my genius failure during the past. i was abt 5-6yrs old tt time. and was hungry, saw the hot cup of tea, so i decided to take the controller and dip it in. then i stared at the controller! i called mom. then..outrage burst mode! HAHA good times)

very funny. awkward at times tho.

well i cant think of mre since i had bad mmry. i hope i covered up the good ones. =)

thrs sumting i need to show you guys.. but its not for the faint hearted.. its abt speed cooking by chinese. here goes sry guys i jus need to share.

Thank you

Signing off- Zamir~

Name googling

2009-02-21T20:46:00.009+08:00

-GOOGLE YOUR NAME-

My name is zamir so... here goes. i googled my name and click under image. and guess what i found? different version of me ! (Warning: may cause unneccessary stomach pain when laughing. make sure that your not drinking or eating, it may cause choking and im not responsible. make sure you empty your tank b4 watching, else ur pants is gonna get wet. ok ENJOY!!)

CLICK ON THE PIC TO ENLARGE IT!
Terrorist Zamir-

PhsycoPath Zamir-

i think if im gonna be a musician ill guess it something similar to this-
Musician Zamir-

Economic Downturn affected Zamir-

(yea.. he looks happy in the pic)
(poor thing =( )

Fake PhD cert Zamir

( you know hes gonna sell your kidney, when u have an appointment)

Stoner Zamir

Jewish Zamir-

Overconfident Zamir-

(but deep inside you know he's gonna blow you up.)

Groom Zamir-

LOL!!

Ok done!!! most of the zamir i found looked like terrorist. funny as hell.. google your name!

Signing off- Zamir~

NATHANIEL MARSHALL is super gay

2009-02-21T20:34:00.010+08:00

-NATHANIEL MARSHALL=TATIANA-

As you guys should have known by now ... this gay guy is frm american idol... yup.. american idol.
(click to enlarge)

Nope tts not him.. i googled his name and this dude appeared.

the real nathaniel

(gay-core)

The reason why im flaming him so much is tt. basically he's a gay (i donno bout u but i hate gays)... tts all smile.. dont like me? X BUTTON BAYBEH. i really hate drama queens on american idols.. makes me wanna puke.

nathaniel gay mode + another B**ch= during 0:08-0:10 secs CLICK ME (he's FKING GAY)

SighNING off- Zamir~

LOL/ Not so LOL

2009-02-21T19:41:00.005+08:00

-LOL-

Kolean aunty going clazy, cause she missed her flight!!!

ok... This lady needs to take medicine,therapy,tranquilized+ she needs to calm down its only a flight she missed.. the world is not gnna end or what seyy.. i agree the ticket prices are high but wtf seriously the reaction part was unnecessary . the economic downturn is seriously very contagious. heres the link... CLICK ME . \m/

-Not so LOL-

UGH!! i cant believe this bastard lost his virgin when he was 13 yrs old. which makes me a total loser !!=.=

""A 13-year-old boy in the UK has become a father, with his 15-year-old girlfriend giving birth to a girl. !!!!!!!!!"""

pics-
Alfie Patten (lucky bastard, as usual click on it to enlarge)

alfie with Chantelle Steadman with the dude. LOL

ok i hate posting this ...

Signing off- Zamir~

Freaky fridays/ Idol time

2009-02-20T15:39:00.007+08:00

-FREAKY FRIDAY-

Guess what! i overoverslept. 12nn was the time when i realised the sun was up =.= haha!. hmm i guess ill receive a warning letter soon from the school.

-IDOL TIME-

anyone thinks tatiana from American idol annoying ? jamar, danny's best friend should replace her!.(click on the picture to have a closer look, tytytytytyyt)

Idols i hate this yr-
#Tatiana#. (super annoying + a mediocre vocalist)

#Kristen McNamara# (not an idol material, not inspiring + cries alot and her voice doesnt catch my attention)

#Nathaniel Marshall# (cries alot + looks like a gay,i know he have family probs but doesnt evrybody else too? and he's voice sounded simple and boring)

Here's my fav for this yr-
#Danny Gokey# (awsome vocalist + a very humble man. very2 idol material)

#Adam Lambert# (good looking/style+ strong vocals)

#Nick Mitchell aka Norman Gentle #(funny and has gr8 vocals)

(awesome)

#Scott MacIntyre# (very nice guy with amazing talents. he sang "home" which makes him my top 3)

#Taylor Vaifanua# (way beautiful than jordin sparks plus super nice voice)

#Megan Joy Corkrey# (unique and an idol material)

Idol i hate n like at the same time-

#Casey Carlson# (she forgt her lyrics during hollywood week, but still she looks good.)

#Anoop Desai# (hmm nuting much abt him)

#Stephen Fowler# (strng vocals.. but personality wise nuting much.)

others doesnt stands out imo..
im not stereotyping its just my opinion. Aniways.. congrats audadi =)

Signing off- Zamir~

annoying

2009-02-19T23:33:00.000+08:00

-YOU KNOW WHATS ANNOYING?-

-Ppl saying tht my blog is small. ok..

-Kiasu aunties rushing into Heavyly packed bus.

-Matreps/ahbengs listening to music with leaked sound, guess what ? the volume is full.

-Loud ringtones

-Syaiful ( i think ill retire syaiful jokes,Unless i think of sumting funny)

-Waking up late fr sch. (on the other hand sleeping is nt tt annoying =])

-awkward smell on the freaking 1hr 30mins bus ride.

-somewhere during the 1hr 30 mins an old auntie checks your card. (during my stiff neck aches sleep)

-15 yr olds trying to act 25.

-Radio music (i love class 95 during the morn' express, fd and glenn ong rools)

-Highway jams =.=

-disney chnl stars (jonas, miley but demi lovato is awsm)

k done. enough ranting fr the day. =)
-IFA-
during class, my teacher has this weird accent which makes it hard to understand + she uses overcomplicated English. she explained 4- 5 times then the class got it, she got fed up and raised her voice and said: " TAKE PRIVATE LESSON" to me and i replied: " wanna fight ar?" she smiled back. haha, i love my ifa teacher shes very lenient.

k tts all thnx for reading my blog.. i think i fairly did my part as a blogger to update it. and u did a gr8 job by reading it. hee (gay). k till then~

signing off- Zamir~

Syaifool

2009-02-18T22:24:00.001+08:00

-SYAIFOOL-(wonder who he is? read previous post 1st)

Ever wonder why syaifoul's voice is damn loud? here are some theory given/heard.

"during his childhood he swallowed a mic"- Audadi

"i think its due to his sudden shock he received at any random time. then the foul bad smell from his stomach rose and acidify his throat to unleash what we call "Megaphone syndrome"-Einstein

"too much red bull?"- Some Jewish

"his favorite dance was jumpstyle, and his favorite genre was techno. yea.... even tho tt didnt prove anything abt his "damn loud voice", i still wanna emphasis that part."-James blunt

"never had ANY girlfriend"- Hitler

"constantly joining NDP, Chingay every year and alot mre we nvr got to know"- Ozzy Osbourne

"he doesnt eat CHICKEN, i swear"-Hannah montana

"he doesnt have any similar features as a normal human being... which concludes tt he is an alien.. normal human doesnt have loud voice like he does + he jerks alot!"- Miley cyrus

we interviewed with joe jonas and he kept making orgasm sounds and it was annoying as hell. so we interviewed Audadi.. unfortunately she cant hear us.. she held a cardboard, which states- saifool made me deaf... (hmm i wonder what happened to those ppl who sat beside him during esplanade, lets jus pray for them ok?.)

saifool's dictionary unorganised edition:
f*** Bpk mak Chi*** F**8 Kepala(head) But* kan*** makkau + a whole lot mre which isnt at this edition cause the content is too exclipt.(evrything usually in caps)

"i think he's an emo, tt why he swears alot"- Syafiq

smile!

Signing off- Zamir~

Esplanade

2009-02-18T20:23:00.006+08:00

-ESPLANADE-
To start things off, i would like to thank you for reading my bloHg.

perfectly last week of today (Wednesday) me and my humble guitar club mmbrs performed at esplanade concourse on wed and thurs. the atmosphere was alright. 1st day was F***ed up tho.

-no feedback monitors (speakers tt we can hear)???!?!! timing was off.
-*syaifool was there! timing was off.
-*syaifool was there! mistakes was everywhere.
-*syaifool was there!(saw his pathetic face? yea i know.. i felt the same way, destroying his specs, breaking his nose and on top of tt breaking his jaw, so the world would be mre PEACEFUL. with him arnd? i would be PISSED OFF!)- condenser mics(very high end mics) picked up evrything he said through his "Marshall 30 watts" amp throat. WHY THE F*** DO YOU HAVE TO TALK! (sumone lend me a superglue! ill return it back, but i need the whole thing to cover up his big mouth!!!.)

kk tts all 2nd day was alright. although its not tt memorable but still it was a gr8 experience, any guitar club mmbr would agree tt. the best part ? = super delicious brownie ms jill bought fr us.

k now to list some mmbrs+ comments =).
dan- guitar 1 and 2 \m/ amazing he was mre committed than i was.
audadi- even tho she did nt do my hair, she was by my side criticizing *saifool. tt was good enuff! (i dont mind laa.. jk only abt the hair part )
saifool (2010)- dead
others - \m/

Pics. (click on it to enlarge it)

Asri/Farhan/Iskandar Pro trio playing their own song and impressing the crowd

The 'crew' alongside with our nice and humble instructor, jerry. conducting the two "el" songs

Yea..

*Saifool

k guys tts all =) thnx fr reading, sry for the curses

Signing off- Zamir~

1st blog entry

2009-02-16T20:11:00.001+08:00

-1St BLOG ENTRY-
Hey guys finally since 5 pm ive been constructing my precious blog haha (now official time 10:44pm btw anyone knows hw to change the GMT?). i hope you dig my blogskin! any suggestions? jus add me up, crazy_sotong@hotmail.com or jus post a shoutout. thanks.
typically.. this blog is abt my life yea duhh obvious !. simple and short, im happy to own a blog =)

PS:god knows if im gonna update or abandon.

Signing off - Zamir ~